Lenny Elkhound: Adventure of a Lifetime

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Chapter 4
Cultural Appreciation
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Lenny Elkhound wasn't too into anime or manga. He could appreciate the appeal because he had listened to and read so many stories of adventure he understood the inspiring powers of the written word and daz
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Chapter 2
Native Beauty
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Hawaii
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Lenny was just about to lose his patience. He had flown to Hawaii and discovered he hated air travel or at the very least he hated lambda airlines. The cabin was loud and crowded and the food ha
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Chapter 1
Native Treasure
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Lenny Elkhound was at this moment utterly inconsolable. Okay not utterly but very close. Lenny was presently on his mothers sofa doing his best not to blubber and failing at it. Alma Elkhound was on her fourth l
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Chapter 7
Fortune and fun
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Lenny had been in India for about two weeks now and he had already stumbled ass backwards into one of the most incredible finds of the decade, and possibly his whole life. 


Lenny had come to the region to ex
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Chapter 6
Mystery and Mystique
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Lenny had lightly planned (read as planned as thoroughly as the rest of his adventure I.E. not at all.) to visit Romania at some point. His discovery of Tsar Sasha the first's remains earned him fame, a min
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Chapter 5
Lost and Found
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Lenny paused and wiped the snow from his goggles for the third time in as many minutes. Lenny could barely feel the cold he had long taken to heart the need to keep from freezing. The elkhound was unsure how many
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