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"... uhm, p-pardon me, er, Gamon? I hate to be a bother, but ... uh ... does your, er ... seasonal condition ... happen to be contagious?"

"Not that I know o-- ho ho hoooooo boy ... There might have been some residual enchantment left on the cookies when I handed them out. It's reacting to your eldritch matrix, isn't it. I am SO sorry."

"... I ... I ... I-i-i-i-i-I'm gonna ... go ... find my sweatpants ..."