She didn't even try, she deserved to lose

Well, at least the virgins can jerk each other off in the comments, seeing as it's a reply-reply system where you can pretend everyone's agreeing with you. Lord knows no one else will.

The hell are those ass and tits filled with water balloons.... That's just too much movement in my opinion

Thankfully, the printers of this calendar left enough space to write "No Nut" on this month whilst maintaining a general sense of symmetry. How thoughtful!