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Magical creatures, aren't they? Wanting to drown you, though, and they disappear when you take out the harpoons. Which is why we mount the cannon on the boat and send Peters 'round to take them from behind. They only hunt when there's roe in them, so it's a sure shot.

If you're lucky, there'll be one more in the net. So shouldn't we boil them down for oil? Too lean, they live in caves and know about fire; we just dump them for the Orcas. That keeps [i]them[/i] friendly, sort of.

Art by ib!MrHart (his [url=https://inkbunny.net/s/3703503]post[/url]), who also inspired the scenario. I'm not sure what sort of AU this is happening in, so don't ask me if my girls just got cloned with tails for this, or if tween merpandas are on the extinction danger list.