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A color commission for fa!bud9133.

In order to attract more customers (as well as to show up that smug tramp Linda Gazongas), Eileen White, founder and owner of Cushions Bar and Grill, added a 96 oz steak dinner meal to the menu; even going so far as to make it into a challenge.

Finish the whole meal - steak, side salad, rolls and all - in under an hour, and it's free; the full meal, on the house!

But since there's no possible way that anyone could finish such a meal in such a short amount of time, all Eileen would have to do is rake in the profits (and since she'd charge $196.95 plus tax per challenge, there'd be plenty of profits to be had indeed)!

Or at least, that would have been the plan anyway; that is, until Shelly Taylor showed up.

A kangaroo with a bottomless stomach, Shelly would be their first participant in the challenge, and judging by how quickly she'd been able to put down those steaks, probably the last.  =p

Oh well, better luck next time Eileen; maybe Bella here can provide you with some comfort in such a trying time (though particularly surly dingos with thigh muscles wider than one's shoulders probably wouldn't make for the most comfortable of friends).  X3

Shelly copyright fa!bud9133
Eileen, Bella, and artwork copyright SatsumaLord

Thin girls are good, but thick chicks are better. You'll find only big girls here and they'll either have big backsides or just big everything.

Muscle girls have the potential to be pretty dangerous, but on the whole, they can be pretty sweet. Maybe even sexy. Just try not to get on their bad side.