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"I've been summoned in the past to be a scout, a guide, a mentor, a spy, even an assassin. You spend a couple of hundred years being a familiar and you think you've seen it all, but no. Not when it comes to big drooling flea-infested IDIOTS... and that's to say nothing of the dog." - Pyewacket, The Definitive Familiar's Guide.

Pyewacket's going to have a lot of amused spirits laughing at them when they drop to 0 hitpoints and get unsummoned, but that's one soul contract they'll be glad to sever.