[quote]"dragonzord":/users/43510 said: I better never find someone actually loyal or I'll never have clean pants. [/quote] Good luck in your quest to find the rarest kink of all, a long-term committed relationship.

[quote]"faultybizz":/users/771421 said: Fun fact: People cum quickly when they get the stimulation they're desperate for [/quote] I better never find someone actually loyal or I'll never have clean pants.

Fun fact: People cum quickly when they get the stimulation they're desperate for

Well yeah, he said 'pawjob', not 'marathon'.

I'd say that's pretty long.

Can you blame him?