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[b]Monsterfucker Manual: Mimic[/b]

T: "There was this one time I came across a mimic."
B: "Hah! You mean inside a mimic."
T: "One of the smarter ones—the ones that can talk. I got it to not take a bite out of me by offering a dire boar I'd killed earlier. We had... an interesting chat. It was curious about the people who lived near the abandoned house it made its home in, specifically the couple next door who made a ruckus every few nights. Had to explain to it what sex was, and, well, it convinced me to further indulge its curiosity with a demonstration."