I'm a gryphon, and by the way, it's true, We're ninety percent fluff. And I've got this overwhelming craving, Like I can never have enough. Birdseed! Sunflower, thistle, and millet, A blend so complete. Every bite, I'm savoring Perfection in my beak. Some say I should be hunting, Soaring high above the trees. But what a waste of time I could spend Chompin' on them seeds. Talkin' 'bout that birdseed! Eatin' birdseed every day! Once I get a single taste, Better stay out of my way! Thinkin' 'bout that birdseed! I go wild when I feast! Tearing into every mix, Like a berserker beast! Gotta get that birdseed! The folks who set out bird feeders know I'm always prowling through their streets. They've rigged up motion sensor alarms, But even so, I've got them beat. I use military stealth-grade paint. It costs more than gold per pound. I coat my wings and tail each raid, And swipe every kernel without a sound. Some say I should be hunting, Soaring high above the trees. But what a waste of time I could spend Chompin' on them seeds. Talkin' 'bout that birdseed! Eatin' birdseed every day! Once I get a single taste, Better stay out of my way! Thinkin' 'bout that birdseed! I go wild when I feast! Tearing into every mix, Like a berserker beast! Gotta get that birdseed! Talkin' 'bout that birdseed! Eatin' birdseed every day! Once I get a single taste, Better stay out of my way! Thinkin' 'bout that birdseed! I go wild when I feast! Tearing into every mix, Like a berserker beast! Gotta get that birdseed!
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inkbunny.net · 3702379:5709437
So there I was, pondering how best to waste my time and sanity by writing yet more lyrics nobody cares about, when it struck me -- I had never written lyrics from the perspective of a gryphon. A terrible oversight! But what do gryphons sing about? ... ... ... Birdseed? So here we are: the first and only handwritten power metal lyrics [i]in the world[/i] about birdseed. I’ve set this to music using Suno, which you can hear here: [url=https://suno.com/song/bee6ef63-ebce-47d1-b91e-506ae4fd2726]https://suno.com/song/bee6ef63-ebce-47d1-b91e-506ae4fd2726[/url] And if you’d like the MP3: [url=https://drive.google.com/file/d/113kxWaZgSWJ4PsFfSGwL5l8U5BNnzxWt/view?usp=sharing]https://drive.google.com/file/d/113kxWaZgSWJ4PsFfSGwL5l8U5BNnzxWt/view?usp=sharing[/url] [url=http://www.postybirb.com]Posted using PostyBirb[/url]
weasyl.com · 2524083:9639738
So there I was, pondering how best to waste my time and sanity by writing yet more lyrics nobody cares about, when it struck me -- I had never written lyrics from the perspective of a gryphon. A terrible oversight! But what do gryphons sing about? ... ... ... Birdseed? So here we are: the first and only handwritten power metal lyrics in the world about birdseed. I’ve set this to music using Suno, which you can hear here: https://suno.com/song/bee6ef63-ebce-47d1-b91e-506ae4fd2726 And if you’d like the MP3: https://drive.google.com/file/d/113kxWaZgSWJ4PsFfSGwL5l8U5BNnzxWt/view?usp=sharing Posted using PostyBirb
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