[quote]"glowhips":/users/440756 said: Is he a cyclops? [/quote] It's an Umbreon. It's just a ring and his eyes are hidden under hair.

[quote]"dirtyratmatt":/users/203656 said: Remember - it's only gay if the balls touch. [/quote] this implies missionary, the one with the most eye contact, is the least gay because the top's penis acts as a barrier to prevent the bottom's balls from getting closer to the top's. also, the positions of the two make it unlikely the bottom's could reach the top's even with his penis pulled up out of the way.

I think he's gay

Risky answer, what if he stopped sucking

[quote]"glowhips":/users/440756 said: Is he a cyclops? [/quote] I thought so too but then I realized it was an umbreon and That's just the circle mark on its head.

just wear socks then nothing is gay because you aren't naked.. duhhh

I love the way this artist draws horsecock.

Is he a cyclops?

Not touching hands not gay ☝️

ive loved seeing this umbreon on the popular page multiple times this week

I love how this implies they both sleep bottomless which is not gay

I want to be that Umbreon

I get the distinct feeling it's going to slip inside accidentally no matter what

Remember - it's only gay if the balls touch.

[quote]"dragon_woxl":/users/504638 said: Isn't that his tail? [/quote] Think he's talking about the ears next to "fucking gay" and "ugh fine"

[quote]"jarlium":/users/1199830 said: One detail I was really proud of but is barely visible right now. If you look behind the text you can see his big umbreon ears poking out of the covers [/quote] Isn't that his tail?

One detail I was really proud of but is barely visible right now. If you look behind the text you can see his big umbreon ears poking out of the covers

Sounds like good logic to me, you don't want to be tooooo gay