i thlammed my penith in the car door

✅️ Being (too) Direct

[quote]"kittyprint":/users/54031 said: She is in desperate need of dating advice lol. Girl is as horny as a teenaged boy lol. All she has to do is just not push for sex and I'm positive someone will eventually take her to bed lol. [/quote] Or just find a place where people are equally desperate. I'd say "like a furry convention," but would those exist when furries are real?

Whoa there, girl! You forgot to dithcuth protection. You don't want to catch an EthTI.

[quote]"trickgl01":/users/550028 said: Nope crazy [/quote] Hear me out...

Ok...

[quote]"matthewa":/users/503593 said: not sure but anyone else just wonder how her hair feels right now? [/quote] [quote]"nekogami42":/users/754640 said: She probably haven't washed it for days [/quote] Phoebe's bio says she smells like shampoo, which means she showers constantly.

[quote]"matthewa":/users/503593 said: not sure but anyone else just wonder how her hair feels right now?[/quote] She probably haven't washed it for days

She is in desperate need of dating advice lol. Girl is as horny as a teenaged boy lol. All she has to do is just not push for sex and I'm positive someone will eventually take her to bed lol.

[quote]"snufflesnuf":/users/2072200 said: Quite frankly I would STILL wonder if I was getting mixed messages [/quote] Ah, the male specimen, we can't accurately read signals if they walked up and sat on our dicks.

Im like 50% sure her real name is Sophie and shes just saying it wrong... but the Tags disagree.

Maayybe a little too forward. Asking straight up would work best. Its the valley between "not risking this obvious casual kindness" and " I don't want kids just yet/ this is absolutely a setup, noone fucks openly in public*

[quote]"rintherose":/users/702699 said: Vagina doesn't have an 's' in it; Phoebe appears to have a lisp. [/quote] Maybe it's because of her braces; I had them and I can tell you that the letter 's' can be hard to pronounce when you have braces. Sometimes it gets easier (I was that lucky), sometimes you have to live with the lisp until you get your braces off (that happened to my sister)

I mean, that would work with me but I think it could be too dangerous for someone like her

[quote]"shapie":/users/739774 said: Thex, Penith, But Vagina gets pronounce well? Okay I'll just roll with this. [/quote] Vagina doesn't have an 's' in it; Phoebe appears to have a lisp.

I don't understand how she keeps getting turned down

Man, I wish there was more art of her. She's adorable.

Nathan Fielder's "The Rehearsal"

[quote]"Argentleaf":/users/250946 said: Well, at least she knows where it's supposed to go[/quote] well I would sure hope so in the bottom right of #4982764 she's seen studying every biology book

[quote]"argentleaf":/users/250946 said: Well, at least she knows where it's supposed to go [/quote] Better there than in the car door.

She's direct, I'll give her that.

[quote]"someduderandy":/users/392675 said: She sure doesn't beat around the bush, huh? [/quote] Lmao 🤣

She sure doesn't beat around the bush, huh?

A bold strategy, let's see if it pays out.

Yes please, lemme eat her out

THEX!

I genuinely adore her so much, I am so glad we're getting more Phoebe content <3

Social skills : kaput

[quote]"crimsondreams":/users/145745 said: This the kind of hint a girl would need to drop for me to realise she was into me and not just being nice tbh. [/quote] Quite frankly I would STILL wonder if I was getting mixed messages

[quote]"weaselsmasher":/users/284358 said: Thtupendouth. [/quote] A penith even!

This the kind of hint a girl would need to drop for me to realise she was into me and not just being nice tbh.

And just like that, that mannequin from the last page is rock-hard now Wait, mannequins aren't made from rock...Plastic-hard then, I guess

Love this! This would so be me lol

Well that certainly makes it faster

not sure but anyone else just wonder how her hair feels right now?

Oh na I would have folded 💀

it's so foreword it might just work. excellent idea, lets see how it plays out for her.

Well, at least she knows where it's supposed to go

Thtupendouth.

At least the mannequin might give an accurate reaction to this kind of attempt..

[quote]"trickgl01":/users/550028 said: Nope crazy [/quote] That fine more crazy girl for me then

I mean ig it's direct...

awkward but cute