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Rillian this is a stupid idea and it doesn't work. You know it doesn't work! This is the ninth swimming pool you've tried it at and you had to drive twenty miles because you've been banned for life from the other ones! I don't think what you're asking is medically viable! Just ask them to suck your cock, you don't need these wacky schemes! Please, Rilly!

The exploits of Rillian the armadillo as he somehow inexplicably fails to be gay. Can he overcome his awkwardness to get the love he desires?