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Rillian no! That's not hygienic nor safe! The employee guide says that you can't make art like that -- what do you mean you didn't read the employee guide? Rillian, it's the first day on the job! Oh god you're gonna get fired!

The exploits of Rillian the armadillo as he somehow inexplicably fails to be gay. Can he overcome his awkwardness to get the love he desires?