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h2. Pine Sniffing His Own Fertilizer (Dirty Genitals Version)

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Given that Pine Thunderoak is such a big nature lover, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that he's a naturalist in every sense of the word. In addition to proudly trotting around with his private parts on full display for everyone to see, he often goes to the bathroom wherever he's currently standing. That's not to say he isn't perfectly capable of using a toilet, and he'll gladly do so if the situation calls for him to be more civilized. However, since creatures in the wild just use the land around them to go potty, he feels it's only natural for him to do the same in most circumstances.

One of Pine's favorite times to relieve himself is when he's out doing one of his regular nature walks, and there are three reasons why. First, it allows him to get in touch with his wild side, adding a part of himself to the area and letting the other creatures know he's one of them. Second, his waste helps to improve the plant life, and in many instances causes new plants to grow. And third, it's really kinky. The pegasus will just be strolling through a park, forest, or grassy field, when he'll start to feel the sensation of packed bowels and a full bladder. Since Pine finds the situation kinky, he will usually get very excited, resulting in his wiener growing and becoming stiff as a board. He'll then look around for a nice spot to take a dump and whizz, typically finding a bundle of colorful flowers that look like they could use a good fertilizing and watering with his personal compost dispenser and firehose respectively. Next, he'll either raise one of his back legs in the air or spread both of them apart, along with lifting his tail up, and proceed to let loose.

First, Pine's large puffy green butthole will start bulging and puckering, his poop squeezing its way out as it emerges from the dark cavern with a moist crackling sound. The horseapples then pass through the pony's flexing anus one by one, pinching off from their source and heading towards the flowers below. Due to Pine's genitals being very pronounced however, the turds won't always drop to the ground straight away. In many cases, they'll slide down his taint and roll off his balls, leaving behind some brown smears. Sometimes, they'll even continue past his balls and smear against his penis, staining that part brown as well and causing him to end up with some really dirty (and really smelly) privates. Either way, the poop will eventually hit the ground, landing with a dull thump against the flowers and at least giving them some brown stains.

As the smeared dung on his private parts and the flowers suggest, each road apple that Pine drops is a beautiful golden brown color, and despite coming out as lumpy balls, their texture is very soft and granular. They also contain tons of food the pegasus ate that didn't get digested all the way, which because of his mostly plant-based diet, includes things like hay particles, little kernels of corn, occasionally a few seeds here and there, and chewed-up bits of miscellaneous vegetables.

In terms of the smell, Pine's droppings have an odor similar to that of a dairy cow ranch, with heavy notes of fermented veggies and wilted plant matter. Some might find the stench a bit yucky, but the pegasus loves it. In fact, he'll often reach back and grab an apple from the growing pile to get a better whiff of it. Holding the pillowy-soft turd in one of his front hooves, which is also steaming hot from being inside of his warm body, Pine lifts it up to his muzzle and takes a big sniff. The stinky poop floods the pony's olfactory senses, assaulting his nose with a mixture of earthy, fresh, sour, bitter, and even a hint of spicy.

At the same time all of this is going on, the pee-hole at the end of Pine's willy briefly twitches, eventually opening up as his bladder bursts and a majestic waterfall of golden urine comes flooding out. It quickly splashes against the ground in a thick and heavy current, producing a pleasant splattering sound and causing little yellow drops to go flying everywhere. Some of these drops land on the flowers, sprinkling them like morning dew, while others land against Pine's back legs and get them fairly wet.

As Pine continues his tinkling, the bright yellow horse pee will spread out across the area where the flowers are growing, forming a beautiful and quite large puddle. The puddle will soon expand to his hooves, to the point he's practically standing in his own wee. Not that he minds in the slightest though. In fact, he quite enjoys having a warm and satisfying wetness surrounding his fetlocks. The pegasus takes a deep breath and lets out a big sigh, feeling very relieved to have all of that urine leaving his system and getting a good sniff of the wonderfully musty fumes it gives off.

Between the sharp scent of the liquid and the fact it's soaking into his hooves, as well as the powerful stench of the dung and the huge mess he's making behind him, Pine starts to feel pretty horny, and he wonders if he's gonna need to release a different kind of liquid from his penis. That can wait until later though, as for now, he's just happy to be giving the flowers some nice fertilizer and a nice drink. His poop is rich with (for lack of a better term) a crapful of useful nutrients that are added to the soil and cause all sorts of plant life to flourish. As for his pee, it not only has all the benefits of regular water, but the chemicals that give the fluid its signature color and fragrance also help enrich the soil and cause whatever it's watering to grow even stronger. By the time Pine has finished defecating and his bladder has fully emptied, the pastel-colored flowers will have grown bigger and developed even more vivid colors.

These images were done as a commission by Not_Texmex. Thank you so much for drawing them for me!