[@TheRaymanH](/images/3742134#comment_11401633)
At least we're not alone lmao
TheRaymanH
[@Gem Sapphire](/images/3742134#comment_11401584)
To be fair... it happened to me too
Gem Sapphire
Ngl i was not paying enough attention and thought she was pinkie pie not pear butter lol
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[@TheRaymanH](/images/3742134#comment_11401133)
No one. I'm not sharing that blessing!
Setsugekka
Even in death mommy takes care of her big boy
Poison Trail
Mommy knows what she wants.
TheRaymanH
There's an invisible pone sleeping in your bed... who you're going to call?
cdcdrr
**Granny Smith:** Am I supposed to believe that's ectoplasm staining your sheets, sonny?
**Big Mac:** Eyup.
**Granny Smith:** Bull hockey! You've been jerking it to that floozy of a schoolteacher again, haven't you?
**Big Mac:** Nope.
**Granny Smith:** Don't lie to me, youngin. I don't wanna hear any more stories about the ghost of your dead mother coming to visit you in your sleep to harvest your appleseeds like a succubus! Or so help me Celestia I'm getting the switch! Am I clear?
**Big Mac:** E-eyup!
**Granny Smith:** And from now on, Applejack's walking your little sister to school!
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[@TheRaymanH](/images/3742134#comment_11401633) At least we're not alone lmao
[@Gem Sapphire](/images/3742134#comment_11401584) To be fair... it happened to me too
Ngl i was not paying enough attention and thought she was pinkie pie not pear butter lol
[@TheRaymanH](/images/3742134#comment_11401133) No one. I'm not sharing that blessing!
Even in death mommy takes care of her big boy
Mommy knows what she wants.
There's an invisible pone sleeping in your bed... who you're going to call?
**Granny Smith:** Am I supposed to believe that's ectoplasm staining your sheets, sonny? **Big Mac:** Eyup. **Granny Smith:** Bull hockey! You've been jerking it to that floozy of a schoolteacher again, haven't you? **Big Mac:** Nope. **Granny Smith:** Don't lie to me, youngin. I don't wanna hear any more stories about the ghost of your dead mother coming to visit you in your sleep to harvest your appleseeds like a succubus! Or so help me Celestia I'm getting the switch! Am I clear? **Big Mac:** E-eyup! **Granny Smith:** And from now on, Applejack's walking your little sister to school!
**Slide it in!**