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"C'mon, Mom, on a picnic table? We talked about this. You told me you weren't going to do this again."
"Well, honeybear, it was an emergency. Besides, you should have went potty twenty minutes ago, before we left for the park."
"I didn't have to go then!"
"You sure had to go now. Let me clean you up."
"Ugh. Okay, but just do it quick. I know people in this park."
"You mean like that panda boy from daycare you're always telling me about? I think that's him right over there!"
"Whatcha doin', Mrs. Sanders?"
"Just changing Elle's diapers."
"Hi, Ellie! I like your woowoo. It's pretty, like a big flower."
"Uh... thanks. I guess. (Somebody kill me now.)"