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This is a parody of the James Bond theme "Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." The music is the actual official audio with the vocals removed, so I guess you could credit it to Monty Normam. I had nothing to do with it. The lyrics and performance, however, was done by :fa!BuddyTippet. I am very defensive of this song and it's history. This song was intended to be the opening theme music for the movie "Thunderball." They cut it at the very last second because the producers wanted a theme that had the movie's title in it. That's why Tom Jones ended up with the privilege. BUT... because this was such a last second thing, the entire motif for the soundtrack is based completely around "Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." You hear this music throughout the entire movie! There was even a restaurant in the film called the "Kiss Kiss Club." This song was also included in more than a few James Bond theme collections. For all these reasons, I consider this to be a proper bond theme that just did not get used. It's very good, and is easily one of my favorites.

On one last note, why did furries stop using the word "yiff?" Come on guys! Am I too old or something?! Start yiffing again!

Extra final note: This is my last Otter Bond song parody. Not really interested in doing anymore. Had fun though! Although, I will be doing more song parodies for non-Bond music later on.

The script is posted below!

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He's short and he's wet
And you can bet, he's gonna screw you
You know this otter wants you
Mr. Yiff Yiff Munch Munch

His web-bies are so smooth
And he will soothe you into jelly
Get in this otter's belly
Mr. Yiff Yiff Munch Munch

All those many rodents
Have filled this otter's gut
While you cry, he'll open wide
He dearly needs to glut

He thrusts and he slurps
He's from the school of loves and eats 'em
A pity if it grieves 'em
Mr. Yiff Yiff Munch Munch. He's so cool!

All those many rodents
Have filled this otter's gut
While you cry, he'll open wide
He dearly needs to glut

He thrusts and he slurps
He's from the school of loves and eats 'em
A pity if it grieves 'em
Mr. Yiff Yiff Munch Munch. He's so cool!
Oh! He's so cool! He's so cool! He is so cool!