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COSHA Usagi.

Date Created: August 15, 2025

The Cognizant Occupational Safety and Hazard Administration (COSHA) Usagi  would be exquisite drones had it not been for one unfortunate issue: their training is effective. Too effective. Upon activation, if there is so much as a spill, or an improperly caulked floor panel, they will begin a full audit of the location and begin construction to bring that area back up to code. They are diligent, eager, and precise in their orders. But It is imperative you make sure your area of service has no egregious violations, or you'll be hearing hammers and drills for the next few days as they upturn every nook and cranny looking for even the smallest of infractions.

Some of the other staff have been referring to these drones as the "COSHA Death Squad."

I'm hopeful that Ms. Akechi will have the bugs in her Drone Orientation video  figured out in a timely manner.