e621.net · 6162359
Hello! Today we're ranking PVZ2 Plants but since talking about them would be boring, I'm gonna draw porn of them first and THEN rank them!
Today we have a special group of plants...
[b]All plants that have been released in 2025!![/b]
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[b]Sour Shot:[/b] (D Rank)
Imagine squaring up to Chard Guard and Primal Peashooter... AND LOSING!! There's no reason why you'd sacrifice Primal Peashooter's range nor Chard Guard's consistency to merge them together into one package. Seriously! Not even plant-food can save this guy! The shots ricocheting all over the lawn and missing most of the time ain't fun! Disappointing!!!
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[b]Brain Stem:[/b] (C Rank)
Imagine a mix between Sweet Potato and Shrinking Violet... But without the added health! And also a random attacker that shrinks zombies at random! Brain Stem tries to do too much and ends up not excelling at anything, like, you can't decide whether it's a disposable plant or a high-value that must be protected! The jank with zombies walking backwards and ignoring plants in front of it is... Unique, I guess...
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[b]Lemonaid:[/b] (S Rank)
Imagine a plant so busted that she manages to powercreep not one, not two... BUT FOUR PLANTS!! Lemonaid produces sun like a Sunflower, can activate plant food like Power Lily, can revive fallen plants like Intensive Carrot and heals them like Aloe! WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS SHIT?!! The description being AI Generated is just the corn nugget on the top of this shit sundae, really.
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[b]Rose:[/b] (B Rank)
Oh, my sweet Rose... I'm sorry you had to come now of all times. Rose is a random attacker that turns zombies into grid items, which can work as barriers to block other zombies, but since they count as grid items, it means you can use Tomb Tangler to make them even stronger! Sure, there's many zombies that no-sell her attacks, but Wizard Zombie gets countered HARD, so that's fun!
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Don't agree with the rankings? Make your case then! Who knows? Maybe you'll actually change my mind and I'll update the rankings!
Oh, and if you want separate pics of the plants instead of the whole group, check out my "twitter!":https://twitter.com/AnnaEngine
These plants were [b]NOT[/b] voted on by the community! This is a special project done on the side, because I had drawn the 2023 and 2024 plants, so y'know, wouldn't hurt to do it a third time with 2025! :3
A ranking of [[plants vs. zombies|Plants vs. Zombies]] 2 plants from A to F by [[AnnaEngine]], but also having porn being drawn of them. Check out the description of the plants’ post to check out where they rank!
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e621.net · 6162359
[quote]"iceeslurpee":/users/2000817 said: Lemonaid is not even yellow, she's a weird yellowish green what the fuck [/quote] Between that and her description being AI generated, I'd say the design is the least egregious thing about her xwx
Lemonaid is not even yellow, she's a weird yellowish green what the fuck
[quote]"the_paw_enjoyer":/users/1996270 said: Lemonaid with Tile Turnip is kind of crazy in Arena mode. I think it's funny like she says sorry guys. [/quote] Four whole-ass plants being powercrept by her! Her ass better be sorry! X3
Lemonaid with Tile Turnip is kind of crazy in Arena mode. I think it's funny like she says sorry guys.