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"Can't say I wasn't a bit unnerved to be honest. Thought I'd lost my wits, I tell ya'. It's a maze of tunnels down there, I don't think I even got close to the citedal. It was just as much a bloody pain getting to this here camp in the first place, nevermind actually breaching those damn walls. I got far enough inside, got tired, made a quick prayer just to be sure I'd wake up, and nodded off. And, as you can see, I made it back. But I uhh... Dreamt something. Noble rodent-folk lost in the maze in their petticoats and gowns. I followed em' thought I could find a way out, and then they, uhhhh... To put it politely, sir, they touch-up my persons, and not in an entirely unpleasent way. And I woke and, well, I'd made something of a mess on the brick work. I couldn't tell you if it was some incubi fiend, ghosts of he-strumpets, or lost souls of spirtied away lords, but uhh... Well I wouldn't say no to going back in again for another try, sir. For reconnaissance, of course..."
~ Mercenary Records, Interview with Hanxon the Spearman