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**Gamer**

Commission for CheeseusChrist !

A little write-up by the commissioner himself:

*We've all had those moments, I get it. New season dropped, weekly reset, game gets too enthralling, "just one more turn", plenty of reasons and even more excuses to find yourself glued to the screen. All very understandable, or at least it would be if it seemed like he was having fun. Instead, this little fucker has done nothing but rage at the TV for a week straight. I dunno what the hell Gambit is or why the hell you'd wanna grind it, but I guess Bungie has really perfected their Skinner box cuz no matter how tilted he gets he keeps queuing up for the next round. To be honest though, I'm about at wit's end with him screaming at his team to deposit motes or whatever it is they're doing, and given it's his fault, I feel more than justified in using him to "blow off" some frustration. Of course, I would never want to interrupt such an important game, and given how comfy he looks resting on his tail, it wouldn't be right to move him. Fortunately, with his cute butt and bulge on display, all it takes is a careful shifting of his silly undies to figure out a solution that should be perfect for us both.*

*Now I can't say how good his performance these last few games was, and I certainly wasn't about to be gentle with him after constantly listening to his heated gamer moments, but hearing his shittalking replaced with adorable, stifled moans makes me think it was a much needed reprieve. Looking at the mess he made all over himself, I'm sure he'd be inclined to agree, even if guarantee his teammates heard him for that one. Either way, he gets to keep playing his games and I'm more than content to leave him to it until the next time his cringey gamer banter gets too much to bear. Definitely gonna make him lick the couch clean after his next loss though. I'm sure I won't have to wait long >:P*