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A human stands confused among at the center of an endless sea of identical, glossy lion mascots, their exaggerated cartoon faces frozen in ecstatic grins.
Shiny surfaces catching the light as the lions swarm in joyful, synchronized joy.
Even the woman have glossy manes.

Every mascot belts out a bombastic caricature of a hammy game-show host, each syllable strained through an over-acted, larger-than-life persona that never quite lands naturally, pure theatrical imitation dialed to eleven