Today, Mike's family left the house to go school and work. Mike was waking up.

Mike: (Yawns) What a beautiful morning.

Fluffy: Good morning, Mike.

Mike: Good morning, Fluffy. And good morning to you too, my little weiner.

He was talking about his penis and rubbed it and hugged it. Mike went outside and saw the beautiful sun. He also saw a beautiful dog, it was Iris.

Mike: Good morning, Iris.

Iris: Good morning, Mike.

Mike wanted to impress her, but wasn't sure how. Then he idea got an idea. He decided to give Iris the best day her life. So he told her and she agreed.

But the raccoons were spying on them.

Freddy: (laughs) This is the perfect day to take something.

Mercury: Yeah. But I'm hungry.

Freddy: Patience. Mercury. Patience.

So while Mike and Iris were busy getting ready for the best day, Freddy and Mercury snuck in the house. Mike heard crashing from inside his house.

Mike: I don't think so you two.

He smacked them so hard with penis, so hard they flew out the door.

Mike: And stay out.

Iris: Mike. That was pawsome.

Mike: It was nothing.

And Iris began rubbing Mike's penis.

Mike: That feels amazing.

But Freddy and Mercury weren't giving up.

To be continued...