h6. For those who can't open notes. [section=1] Teacher: "Urrgh... I feel bloated. Can it be coz of laxative I took this morning? I gotta go to bathroom quick. For the first time in 2 months, I'll push it out." Student A: "Look at her huge butt! It's so funny her panties are even bigger than curtains in my house." Souta: "Hey stop it. You'll get suspended." Student A: "Shut uuuup. Just be quiet and watch this. Surprisingly, Miss Buuko has many fans." Student A: "She's fat and slow. She won't notice us if we hide quickly." Student A: "I'm almost running out of my pocket money." [/section] h6. 2 Teacher: "Eeeek!!?" Souta: "Nmmbaa!!?" [section=3] Souta: "Blaaaaaargh! Braaaaahhhg!! My eyeeees! My EYEEEES!! Yuck!! Yuck!! It stinks!!" Souta: "Poop!! Poop!! Poooooop!!" Souta: "It won't come off!! It's stuck!" Souta; "I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dyiiiiiiiiing!!" Student A: Sou-... Miss...? [/section] h6. 4 Souta: "Huh?" Teacher; "Now I feel great♥ ...But" Teacher: "Oh my!" [section=5] (This section all by Souta) "Wha-what!?" "What? I'm female!?" "Are these boobs?" "It can't be! Jeez!! What is this voice and tone!?" "I'm full of fur!!" "B-but before that... my stomach!?" "B-bathroom... No I won't be in time...!!" "No!! It's coming out!!" [/section] [section=6] (Again, all by Souta) Souta: "Don't look!! Don't look at me!!" "Stopppp!!" "EEEEEEEEEK!!" "Stop it!!" "WHat is happeniiiiiiiiiiiiing!?" [/section] [section=7] One month later Souta: "No no!! I will never go!!" Teacher: "You have to!! I can't just let you skip school and lock yourself in your room forever!! You have to wear [i]this[/i] tomorrow!!" Souta: "!? NO!! I don't wanna wear it!!" Teacher: "You'll look lovely in it." Souta: "It's embarrassing!!" Teacher: "It's more embarrassing to show off your tits like now!! Here, I have a bra for you too." Souta: "NO NO NOOOOO!!" [/section] [section=8] Teacher: "Now introduce yourself." Souta: "I'm Buuko Kusai... N-nice to see you." Student B: "Huh? The same name with the teacher?" Student C: "You don't know? That's Souta." Student B: "You're kidding! That's Souta-kun!?" Souta: "They know it... I can hear everything with these ears now..." [/section] [section=9] Narrator: "And 3 more months later--" Student B: "I heard she pulled some mischief on the teacher, and she was turned into her look-alike as a punishment." Souta: "I didn't do anything..." Student B: "Her parents kicked her out and now she lives with the teacher, I heard..." Student C: "That's scary. I don't wanna be a skunk. Too bad Souta was my type." Souta: "...sob ...sob" Student B: "But why do they share the same name?" Student C: "Who knows? They can be in a relationship? Maybe banging each other." Souta: "We're not a couple!! ...Right? We're sleeping together since our room is too small but... Huh? We were always naked... and I woke up with sweat all over my body... I don't remember clearly" Teacher: "Only 5 times when we were drunk." Souta: "Hey!! They can hear us-... FIVE TIMES!?" Student B: "But is it enough to explain why they share the name?" Souta: "I'm not sure either. I can't recall my name easily..." Student C: "If they're not a couple, maybe I have a chance too?" Souta: "What!? *blush* But I'm a boy!!" Souta (narrator): And just like that, my life in this new body started. [/section] [section=10] Doctor: "Hmm? Let me see. In sport class, a ball hit you in the belly, your gas exploded, and 28 of your class students were sent to hospital...? First of all, why were you playing dodgeball with them in [[buruma]] if you are the teacher? What? You are a student? But here it says you're 46 this year... This file is someone else who shares the same name as you? Stop kidding me! And you haven't drunken the anti-odor meds for a while, have you!? It's your kind's duty!! You stink like crazy! Huh? Why are you crying? They don't work on you even with double the prescribed amount? So that's why. I'm sorry. You are stinky by nature. That medicine harms you when you don't take them as prescribed, You age extremely fast as a side effect. It must be the cause of your voice, wrinkles, sagging and stains. It may be too late, but I'll give you a different medicine. But if you take this one too much, you'll get abnormal sexual drive so be careful. How can you go back to your human form? Are you kidding me!!? You're by any means a female skunk!! Look at your own x-ray!!" Doc: "And you're too fat!! Don't sit on a locker!! I'll get your parents pay for it!! Don't cry!! I'm the one who wanna cry, you stinky!!" Souta: So I'll stay like this forever... *sob* [/section]