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h5. Anyone up for a hot pot? (Alice_621)
Now introducing our newest restaurant, with our secret menu item. Fluffy foals, before they’re weaned, are the newest trend on the market. The all-milk diet also makes for a very tender and sweet meat, perfect to pair with almost anything. Their delicate bones are crunchy enough to bite through without hurting your teeth!
Foals come pre-shaven the day of, so no worries about that pesky fur getting in the way. And also squeezed before every meal to make for a clean eating experience! Of course, they are served live, as fluffies tend to turn plastic after death very quickly. So hurry and eat right after cooking!
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