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[b][i][u]THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE
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[i]July 17thm 1905[/i]

Rumors have swirled that throughout the city of Salt Lake, a small snapping jaw gremlin has been spotted atop a wagon that reads "The Dragon's Cure!" The mayor of Salt Lake City Richard P. Morris has responded by deploying the Salt Lake City Police to search for the figure.

There has been a reported outbreak of transformations of the good, honest working public of our city due to exposure to this "Dragons Oil"

Witnesses say that the small creature had arrived upon mainstreet at ten o clock in the morning, claiming that he held the miracle cure of "gods mysterious ways" and that their dragon oils could restore "vitality, vigor, virility and the dragons heart!"

those afflicted, newly transformed snapping jaw gremlins seemingly have fled up north as well, presumably to the sooted deserts where the gremlins call home