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Theo is wanted by all crime guilds, the city watch and a bunch of angry shop owners. When asked why, she tells a different story every time: she stole the Queen’s crown, she conned a mafia boss, she eloped with the duke's daughter. More and more, it’s becoming apparent to the party that she just made a dumb mistake and needs protection. And hey, they’re happy to provide! Because sure, Theo might be a lying, backstabbing, stealing jerk, but in her defence, she'll lie and backstab and steal to protect her friends anytime, no questions asked.

According to her, her many  proficiencies include stealth, sleight of hand, acrobatics, investigation, performance,deception, driving any vehicle, dragon taming and advanced lady wooing (the former raising particular scepticism, since she seems to forget how to even  speak when the ranger, Ralphine, is around)