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"-Full disclosure, now that we are -hic!- more intimate... hum, just before to meet you, I ate every single living being heavier than a -hic!- pound within two miles around here... except for you, of -hic!- course. I just wanted to put all the odds on my -hic!- side by avoiding competition. I can be insecure like that...
I... I hope that doesn't change -hic!- things for us...

-Well... that explains that gigantic, trashing and screaming belly full of obviously alive preys being digested in what seems horrible pain right behind me...
Hum... Being chosen this way is kinda hot, actually.
Full disclosure, I think I'm into it..."