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"...There was a hush and a lull in the dining room, a few muffled gasps and an exasperated groan from our waitress, Jan. Steph spotted him first and our jaws hit the floor. Ben had returned with nothing but a waiter's apron and a plate in his hand; exposing a body so grand, I was reminded of Michelangelo's 'David,' only bulkier and equine in form.

With a breathless 'thud' the plate landed on our table and Jackie unceremoniously asked, "What is it?"

The horse chortled and replied simply, "It's my 'spotted dick.' "

He let out a pleased whinny as all three of us dug into his 'dick,' a sly grin growing on his face as we shamelessly shoved more of it into our mouths. The flavour was warming, the mouth-feel was moist; it was heavenly bliss. It tasted even better with the custard, smooth and velvety, it added a much needed tang to the horse's pride and joy.

As we were about to polish it off, Ben asks if we enjoyed it. With our mouths so full of dick, all we could do was nod, our cheeks shamefully distended. He lets out one last hearty whinny as we gulp down the last of our load, gleefully licking up the cream that clung to our eager lips..."

Excerpt from 'Review of: Lou's' by Angela Crawford, The Star

EDIT: For a more 'canon' version of Ben, check "this out":http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1935354-Bigger-Stronger-Fluffier/map/1152 .
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