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Madison tapped her nose with a hoofed fingertip and nervously tapped a hoof against the linoleum floor as she stared at the seemingly endless shelves. She shook her head and turned to leave, then turned back and stared at the rows and rows of boxes on the shelves, some big, some small.

A red Fox Vixen pushed a small shopping cart by the aisle. Madison quickly picked up one of the boxes and pretended to read the writing. After the Vixen had passed, Madison looked closer at the box she was holding. It was some kind of cream for canine vaginal discharge. Madison quickly put it back on the shelf and wiped her hands on her red and blue tracksuit pants.

She looked around nervously, There weren’t many shoppers at the Greenwall drug store and no one seemed to be paying her any attention. Madison, went back to studying the shelves, why were there so many different pregnancy tests? It seemed like it took up an entire aisle, there were ones for canines, felines, avians, and reptilians all in different colored packaging, different brands types. Then there was equine and bovine all in an order that made no sense.

Madison waited to ask for help but couldn't, wouldn't dare,  she didn’t even know how she was going to check out much less ask for help from someone in the store. She would have normally asked her mom or dad but there was noooo way she was going to do that this time.

She slowly walked down the aisle and scanned what seemed like millions of little boxes. Then just as she was ready to give up and admit defeat one of the boxes caught her eye. “Quick at home accurate results guaranteed 99% of the time 76.45% of the time: For Antelopes. Madison went to reach for the box then noticed the box next to it, which looked the same, but said: For Cervidae.

Madison looked between the two boxes, one had an Elk on it and one had an Impala pictured on the box. She wanted to scream, she wasn't either of those,  where was the one for deer!?!

Madison could hear claws clicking on the linoleum again, the  Vixen was coming this way again. Madison quickly looked between the two boxes and bit her upper lip. She quickly grabbed the antelope at-home pregnancy test, she knew a couple of Impalas at school. They certainly looked more similar to her than a huge elk cow.

Now now she just needed to get checked out, Madison looked down at the small rectangular box in her right hand and swallowed hard. She couldn't just walk up there with this one pregnancy test, what would the cashier think? She needed to find a few other things to mix it in with, but what?

Madison supposed she could use some more hoof polish, she was kind of low on fur conditioner Maybe some of that lip balm Stacy was always stealing from her bag then denying it. She quickly grabbed the handful of items and made her way to the checkout counter. Thankfully, no one else was checking out and it was just one board looking older sheep ewe behind the counter looking rather bored.

Madison gathered up her courage and began to step up with her items. Then at the last moment decided to study the mints just a few steps from the cash register very closely. The older ewe smiled warmly and looked over towards Madison before she spoke. “ Young Lady, are you quite all right?”

Madison nearly jumped, almost tossed her unpaid items halfway across the store. She looked over wide-eyed and nodded yes before she replied. “ Umm yes, yes I was just looking for these” Madison, snatched up some wintergreen TicTacs. “ Umm, why do you ask?”

The late middle-aged ewe looked at the high school age whitetail doe in her cheerleader tracksuit, eyes as wide as saucers, her ears pointed straight to the ceiling, along with her tail, seeming like it was pinned straight up, and shrugged. “No reason darling, are you ready to check out?”

Madison quickly glances around the checkout area then steps forward and places her items on the checkout counter. “ I  just needed some hoof polish, you know how they get scuffed and scraped and then look all umm scuffed, and scraped.”

The older ewe just smiled and quickly ran the items across the scanner not looking at any of them. Just a bit concerned that this young doe might be on some kind of drugs and not the prescribed kind either. After the last item was placed in the bag the ewe looked over to the young doe. “ That will be 89.50.”

Madison just stared for several long moments, used to her dad taking care of the bill. After a moment she realized she was just staring like a doe into headlights. She quickly reached into her pockets which were empty, and she started to panic before her brain kicked into gear. Madison screamed inside her own head “ GET IT TOGETHER MADDY. YOU’RE BEING WEIRD AGAIN!”

Madison tapped her forehead “Sorry just got the chip put in a few months ago.” She placed her right wrist over the reader which beeped and the receipt started to print out.

The ewe handed Madison her receipt, with  a bit of a concerned expression, “Thanks for shopping at Greenwall?”

Madison took the receipt and the bag,  mumbled a “thank you” and almost bolted out the door. Once outside, she quickly hit the key fob for her aqua green Volkswagen Beetle got in behind the wheel, and closed the door. She put the bag on the passenger seat and blew out a long breath. Madison put her head back against the headrest, just took a couple of deep breaths, and thought that that went pretty smoothly all things considered.

Madison pulled into the three-car garage a few minutes later and shut off the car. She placed the pharmacy bag into her gym bag and zipped it up before she closed the garage door and entered through the kitchen/laundry room. Her dad sat at the kitchen table, his “ readers” as he called them pushed down on his muzzle as he tapped away on his work laptop. He glanced over as he continued to type and raised one hoofed hand in greeting.

“ Left over lasagna tonight, your mom has a showing, some alpaca family on the east side, How was school… practice run late ?”

Maddy walked over and set her gym bag in the hallway then stepped behind her father and looked over his shoulder. The laptop displayed various technical-looking insurance forms, text boxes full of notes. “You just about finished, are  we going to watch America’s Got Skills?”

Darrell, her father kept typing, only pausing to look at a different form, push his reading glasses up his muzzle before he continued. “I’m sorry Maddy, a Border Collie teen got T-boned by a delivery truck. I have everyone from the trucking company to the landscaper all over us to get this straightened out… rain check?”

Maddy smiled and nodded, used to both parents being busy even if they always did their best to make time for their only fawn. Maddy kissed the top of her dad’s head right between his antlers and he reached back and gave her a little sideways hug.

Maddy straightened up, “ I have some homework to catch up on plus I need to tend to my plants anyhow. Catch a bite with you later, before bed ?”

Darrell stopped typing and pushed his readers down his muzzle and turned to his daughter. “ Thanks, dear, it’s a date” before he turned back to his laptop. Maddy ran a finger across one of his antlers and turned, grabbed her gym bag, and headed upstairs.

As Madison was just about past the banister  on the stairs her dad called out “ Love ya.”

Maddy stopped and gave her customary reply the two had,  had for as long as she could remember. “ Near and far?”

Her dad replied over the sound of keystrokes “Always and forever.”

Maddy smiled “ Love ya too” and continued up to her room. Madison stepped into her room upstairs, the same room that had been hers since she had spots and was all arms, legs, and fluff as her dad said. It was a fairly large bedroom with two large windows that overlooked the back covered patio and fenced backyard. Her bed with its supposedly orange/tangerine comforter that looked gray to her was on the left. The packaging on the comforter said orange, but despite returning and re-ordering it twice the supplier kept giving her a gray one.

Madison asked her mom and dad why that kept happening but her dad just shook his head and her mother always seemed to develop a headache when they started talking about it. Across from the bed was her desk with her laptop and headphones.

To the right of the desk was her bookcase. Maddy kept her various ribbons and trophies from gymnastics and track and field on the case since she was never much into reading dusty old books. Along with her keepsakes and trophies, Madison had a few frames, family pictures from trips to the national parks and to see family. A softball and glove sat on the top, which was one of her less successful, athletic endeavors. Even with the underhanded throws medicine was terrified of getting hit by the ball and flinched or outright jumped at even the slowest pitches.

Above the desk itself was Madison’s wish wall, which was almost entirely covered with printed-out pictures and postcards of Paris and the Eiffel Tower. A place she had her heart set on visiting, she just absolutely had to see the Eiffel Tower and the museums in person. Try the wine, once she was old enough, of course, and try the bread that people seem to be perpetually, always carrying around. She already had the striped shirt, beret, and little scarf sitting in the closet ready for the trip.

Maddy had always thought Paris even being America’s 54th territory would still be a long plane trip, but she had recently just found out that it was in Texas. So she was hopeful that she and her boyfriend Jack might be able to visit once she finishes school this year. Maybe the predators had moved Paris after that war a super long time ago back in the early 2000s?

Ah, she didn’t have time to think about that right now,  Maddy picked up her spray bottle off the end of the desk and stepped over to her plants lined up along the windowsill. She carefully sprayed the two Ferns then her potted Fiddleleaf Fig tree in the corner followed by her potted Sage. The last one was her favorite. It always stayed green and looked nice. She was told that it was plastic which she figured, was kind of like a rubber tree. Either way, it looked nice and didn’t need nearly as much water as the others.

Maddy set the spray bottle down and turned to her gym bag on top of the orange comforter that wasn’t orange. She unzipped the bag and pulled out the small rectangular box and just stared at it. This was all so dumb she knew she wasn't pregnant, she knew it. Her friend Shelley‘s mom‘s sister‘s best friend was a nurse and said that you can't get pregnant if the doe is on top. Plus... Plus everyone knows you can’t get pregnant on your first time...

Madison just wanted to be sure, no question about it,  better sure than safe or something like that? Maddy just wished Jack were here right now, they were each other‘s soulmates and deeply in love. They had locked eyes during practice last spring. Jack in his football pads and uniform, his long Strong legs, his tall antlers he was such a stud. He was also so smart always reading stuff, like real books, not just social media or blogs.

Sometimes he would say smart words like mathematics, calculus, or robotics, that Maddy wouldn't understand, but he would always take the time to explain them to her. Even if she still didn’t always understand, like how you can put letters into math? Like 2 + 2 is obviously 4 and 8 x 2 is 14. But how are you supposed to add 4 + X??

A month or so back just before Jack left for some fancy college that Maddy was still waiting to hear back from to see if she got in so they could be together. They all met at a friend‘s house for a going-away party, most of the cheerleaders, and the whole football team were there. She and Jack ended up in one of the bedrooms upstairs. Madison was just enjoying touching his long, soft velvet-covered antlers. Even if she was kind of glad he would be away when he went through the shedding part that always grossed her out a little bit.

Madison lifted her butt off the bed and let Jack slip her panties down and off, exposing her firm smooth udder and thin line of a cookie. Maddy covered her mouth to keep from bleating in shame and embarrassment as she felt Jack's cold nose and warm breath … down there. At first, she couldn’t hardly believe that a big strong buck like Jack would even want to be with a small little doe like herself. Much less wanted to sniff the place that she was told to always keep covered was a dirty private thing. Much… MUCH less put his wet, soft surprisingly, gentle tongue, on and in place that she peed out of.

Even still Jack seemed to love it, so since they were going to be together forever and ever. Maddy tried not to be embarrassed as Jack’s tongue ran from the base of her tail across her cookie,  right between her nipples to the top of her flat udder.

She also had to admit, even if it was kind of weird it felt pretty nice. They both had agreed that they were going to wait to actually “do it” until they were either married or it was a special occasion.

Jack suggested that since they were going to be away from each other for quite some time or at least until she received her acceptance. Doing it just once would give them both something to remember until they both met again at MET or was it MAT, no no it was MIT., Maddy could never remember those silly abbreviations.

Madison wasn’t so sure she was ready for that, he was long like “ down there” like she was pretty sure that was going to hurt. Madison hadn’t even realized she had a third hole or what a vagina was until about a year prior.

She had been using a brush to rub against her clit when it suddenly slipped and went further in than she knew was possible. Maddy was more than a little freaked out and thought she had stabbed herself. Before that, she thought that she only peed out of there and that if and when she had a fawn it would come out of her butt or something like that.

Madison hadn’t wanted to disappoint Jack, he’d worked so hard and made this computer printing thing, that like was better than some others. She didn’t understand this whole computer D3 printing stuff. So she agreed and climbed over the top of Jack, with him on his back, straddling his waist At first he just rubbed the tip of his long member over her little toto. Maddy felt herself getting very wet in all the right places lowered herself onto Jack's erect member. It hurt a bit just not nearly as bad as she thought it might, It felt pretty good.

His long warm “Buckhood” felt like it filled her up almost like she had a tummy ache or really needed to go to the bathroom, even if she knew she didn’t have to go. The warm flood that filled her up and dropped and ran down between her legs, scared her for a moment, concerned that in the excitement she might have peed.

That was more than a month ago now Jack was still getting settled in and well. They talked through video conference several times a week. She still missed him every day, even if she tried not to text or call too much. Madison figured she just had to know and opened the box for the pregnancy test. She tossed the directions and just took the little plastic box into her private bathroom, the door just to the left of her desk.

Madison lifted her tail,  pulled down her tracksuit pants and panties, and sat on the commode. She looked at the little pregnancy test and turned it this way and that and just shrugged not sure how all this worked.

Madison held it between her legs, tried to relax, and finally was able to start to tinkle. Since she wasn’t sure which side to do it on, Maddy just tried to get good coverage over the whole test.

She quickly wiped herself put the test on the counter of the sink and pulled up her panties and tracksuit pants. Now it was just a matter of waiting for the results. She checked her phone to see if there were any new messages from Jack, but he still hadn’t replied to her messages from earlier in the day. So she just scrolled through the usual social media apps.

After what seemed like an eternity, but was roughly 15 minutes Maddy picked up the test and looked at the little window, It was blank, so that meant she wasn’t pregnant? She found the instructions on the floor and unfolded the page which was a confusing, mess of information.

Madison scanned through it until she found the results section: 1 line for not pregnant, 2 lines for pregnant, and no lines for the test not complete. She went back and read the get-started section. She looked down at the testing strip. She was holding in her right hand and popped off the end cap with a little sticker that said “remove this before test.”

Maddy sighed “Ugh great Now I don’t need to go”

Maddy dejectedly walked down the stairs her dad still typing away at the kitchen table. He didn’t look up, just said. “ Hi Madison.”

Maddy went to the kitchen refrigerator and pulled out a can of Mr. Fizzy Pop and replied “Hi Dad” before she headed back towards the stairs.

Still typing away at his laptop at the kitchen table  “Bye Madison”

Maddy rolled her eyes as she went up the stairs “Bye Dad”

Back in her room and rehydrated she took the test again this time being careful to get a bit of her tinkle right on the end where she removed the cap. After 15 more minutes of Jack, not replying and more scrolling through social media she quickly picked up the testing, stripped one line, not the faintest hint of the second one HA! She knew she wasn’t pregnant she just kind of felt like she would know if she was going to have a fawn….

Two months later …

Darrell stood in the kitchen next to the stainless steel refrigerator and stared at two paint samples his wife Linda held up. Darrell took the first one, then the second switched them between hands, then held them close together. Linda his wife a tall if a bit too skinny doe tapped a hoof impatiently, “ Well?”

Darrell scratched under his chin, “Are you sure these aren’t the same color?”

Linda rolled her eyes “No, obviously this one is sandalwood and this  one is beach sand.”

Darrell shrugged and opened up the refrigerator again. “I’m sure either will look nice, most of the time new buyers change the paint anyway. But I would like to know who ate all the jalapeños and cream cheese?”

Linda held the sandalwood sample up to the light “ I think this one…”

Darrell grabbed a mostly  empty jar out of the refrigerator door “ Now my extra spicy Sauerkraut, you sure you haven’t been …”

Darrell is interrupted by an ear-piercing scream of pain and torment from upstairs. His ears immediately shot up a moment later both heard a crash, then a thud like something had hit the floor above them.

Darrell is the first to bolt for the stairs, he snatched the Louisville Slugger out of the umbrella rack near the front door and bolts up the stairs three at a time. At the top of the stairs, he has so much speed built up that he bounces off the wall at the top of the stairs, caving in the drywall. He rebounds off the wall and runs down the hallway to his daughter‘s room.

He tried the doorknob, which was locked he took a step back and with one powerful kick. The door splintered and was nearly knocked off its hinges. He enters the room with the baseball bat held high in one hand and a bottle of extra spicy sauerkraut still in his left hand.

He quickly scanned the room, the windows aren’t broken, Maddy is on the bed, she doesn’t look hurt, he quickly moves and pushes open the bathroom door, and flips on the light. No one there quickly rips open the closet doors. Nothing but clothing and Maddy’s personal belongings.

He quickly turns to his daughter “ Where did they go, what happened !?”

Maddy turns over, her  eyes red, snot draining from her nose her chin quivering “ All … BUCKS ARE… are are … ALL BUCKS ARE JERKS AND LIARS … MY LIFE IS OVVVVVER!!” Then flops back over on the bed bleating and wailing like a kicked fawn.

Darrell looked over to his wife, Lind