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[b][center]What did you bring me today, my friend?

I think she's a book nerd. When I caught her, she was buried in books...

Good, GOOD. I needed someone smarter than the last one. I don't want to end up with a bunch of stupid horses...

Hi, sweetie, what's your name?

Damn it, let me go! What do you want from me?! (Oh my God, is this a breeding mount?!)

Mmm... I think you already know, but if you really want me to tell you, it's okay with me. You're the second breeding pony for my magical horses, and you'll give birth to lots of little pony-horse hybrids.

.......nooooOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS, SPIKE! HELP ME! HELP ME!

Mmm... I thought she was smarter, but in the end they're just talking ponies. Well, it's mating time. I hope you'll be a good mother like your friend...

FRIEND? WHO ELSE HAVE YOU KIDNAPPED, YOU MANIAC!!.....Wait, what's this? NO, NO, NO, IT CAN'T BE A HORSE, IT'S HUGE!!![/center][/b]