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[COGNIZANT NOTE: All contestants as of simulation announcement are offered a digital log to record their activities for posterity. Not all contestants engage in recording, but popularity regarding trancelogs have become a hot commodity in the market for particular subjects who have become wealthy in selling records of their enthrallment. The following is a trancelog from one of these subjects.]

Contestant #68516.
Name: Jacob Longtooth.
Species: Florida Alligator
Age: 21
Height: 5'7 weight: 130 lbs.

Day 1, Cycle 2.

I came in from one of the cruise ships, the cerebellum. Weird they're still having us come in by the cruise ships even though everyone knows its a simulation now. It's gorgeous though! Last cycle I came here and ended up getting made into one of Dr. Bright's drones, so THIS year, I want something a little less intense. I've been looking around and found they're doing another mastermind bit this year. A lot of them seem... a little too outside of my comfort zone but One guy was offering free training sessions at the gym. I've never gone but the guy seemed kind of nice. The way he carried himself was fun and I found myself staring at the ad longer than I cared to admit.  Called himself Dropset. He told me he could get me in good shape....I think. His accent's a little thick but he was really friendly. I've never seen myself as a gym kind of guy, but what the heck? It's my vacation.

Day 3.
Man, I have never been so out of it in my life. Dropset's regimen is INTENSE. The other bros around here seem so focused on getting their sets done that they don't talk too much. Course I don't really say much when Dropset's talking. I have to listen really carefully to get what he's meaning. But every time he walks up to me and flexes, it inspires me to keep going. Like I could actually be big like him someday. It's impossible but inspiring.

Day 6.
Dude, I am telling you Drakon's Gym is the shit. protein drinks for days, trainer sessions nonstop, even back rooms to just collapse and chill till your heart rate goes down. It's tight. I been spacin' out a little once we get into the groove, you know? Dropset tells me it's endorphins flooding my system, and I believe him. Shirt's been getting a little tight so they spotted me with a whole new set of gym clothes. God damn I can't wait to go back.

Day 8.
I'm gaining weight?? I thought this was supposed to get me in shape! I got confused but Dropset shook his rockin' pecs at me and started tellin me muscle heavy. Dude muscle IS heavy, I felt his bicep and it's like... 40 pounds or something. I dunno whatever it was it was big and I was like. droolin at it. Brain's been fuzzy. Been wanting to lift more, do more. I been lookin' good in the mirror. Just gotta keep at the exercisin'.

Day 12.
More Fuzzbrain, dude. gotta get big. Boss sez I get big, I get good. good is big. big is good. I'm like taller now. really wanna get back on pressin' plate. Makes me feel like I'm the biggest dude in the room.  We go to the back room and flex and space out and it's the best. The way our duds stretch and creak makes me feel like I'm gunna shred my shirt. gotta ask boss for a bigger shirt....and maybe a bigger set.

Day 14.
can't think gud. workin out too much. pecs keep makin me dum. gotta tell boss to wear shirt to next workout. or like....wut was the reason...?

Day 15.
BUFF UP, BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT. BUFF UP. BRO OUT.

Day 18.
Sup Dude computer? Jakers here. Boss told me last plate sesh was me workin' out the last o that smallbrain. now I'm LARGE, IN CHARGE, and feelin like I can take onthe world bro! I love my body! I love my gains! man you should see how big I am now! Dude, anyone that ends up reading this you totes gotta try this workout. you gotta be your best self and put some prayer time at the church of swolitude, dude! Boss is the BEST at turning slim jims into hefty pecs and I'm ONE O THEM, man! An old wise bro once said, buff up, bro out! The other bros are goin' for a jog, gotta keep my heart rate up!  stay classy computer bro. [audio is off microphone] Yo! Boss! are we gonna do those squats at the pier later? I wanna jog to the beach and show off muh flanks! [the recording is roomtone for the next thirty minutes, it is assumed Jacob Longtooth forgot to stop his log]

FILE UPDATED:
Contestant: #68516
Name: Jakers Longtooth
Species: Florida Alligator
Age: 21
size: 6'4 240 Lbs

Dropset is completely unaware that he's actually hypnotizing people. but he's such a positive presence that he thinks people take after him because they like him so much. usually they take on his appearance and even his build and the thick hyena's too dim to realize that's not how bodies work. Oh well. at least they're all having a good time.

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