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[b]All the trouble we get in...[/b]
Greetings and salivations!

It is I, your beautificant host, the great and lovely Don KarrrnAGE. Welcome to our latest episode of... RAW Toonage ;)

And it looks like we're in a tailspin!

Baloo got caught by the brilliant KarrrnAGE..., who's been on his tail for so many years... and even worse for him, that annoying brat Kit was thrown to the grunts, while Papa Bear has to watch helplessly, locked up and caged up like some kind of animal! It's unbeeeaaarrrrable to watch, my dear viewers! Will they grin and bear it? Or will our so-called heroes bearly make it out of this mess?

My bets are on the seductive, cunning, merciless dread pirate Don KarrrnAGE finally getting what he's always wanted... it doesn't look good for this pair of bears with derriere to spare.

Be finding out on the next episode of this 4-part event, filled with swashbuckling high drama, laughs, romance, and maybe even a prostate orgasm or two! You have always been on the edge of your seat, seeing my bulge waving around under these white linen pants -- now it is time for you to be seeing what it can be doing!

You won't want to miss the thrilling cumclusion! Tune in to the Telegram-- I mean, the Disney Channel if you want to see this on your television in 4K, CRT filter optional~

Huh?

What's that, Gibber? What are you whispering into my sensitive ear at this time?

You want to do WHAT with my penis? You think I look "so dashing it hurts?"

Oooh, everyone please be excusing me now.

Be back next time, on the Disney Evening Channel :)