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"Y'know buddy, I'm one of the best platformer franchise characters ever, so I have my fair share of weird admirers, and believe me the feet ones are wayyy more common than you might think. I mean, my feet ARE the good looking kind, I lotion them every day since more than 30 years now, unlike a certain overrated bear. Like, that guy? Waaaay too pompous. He seriously thinks he's the mascot of a whole generation, let me laugh! In the end, who's the one that still has new games to this day, huh?

Don't get me wrong, I know that these beauties are part of the reason of my success. I mean, back in 2019, when they tried to put me in SHOES, guess what happened? An instant failure. The only good thing this game did was mentioning how hot my feet are in the title. The marketing guy who proposed this idea did get to have some private time with' em of course. Turned out he was a big fan of mine back in the day, who am I to say no to a fan? I mean, that's also why you're here, right? You want to have the honor of touching the great Bubsy's soles huh? I can tell you have a good taste.

Oh by the way, if you ever get the possibility to shoe in a major game character in a cross-over fighting game, don't forget to put a word in for me, alright? If you do that, you'll get all the time you want under my feet, you might even give them a lick or two if that's what you're into! So... Is that a deal?"