{
  "description": "I really had to go bad! Ribbit! But none of the nearby stores had a public bathroom so I had to resort to desperate measures... I found the nearest bush and hid in it, dropped my pants, and let the flood gates loose. I thought I was so stealthy but sadly, Nasha showed me a post online that had my big green butt on it! Some sneaky fellow took a picture of my buns!"
}