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  "description": "<p>\"... uhm, p-pardon me, er, Gamon? I hate to be a bother, but ... uh ... does your, er ... <a href=\"https://www.weasyl.com/%7Eluprand/submissions/2334105/santanuki-2023\">seasonal condition</a> ... happen to be contagious?\"</p>\n\n<p>\"Not that I know o-- ho ho hoooooo boy ... There might have been some residual enchantment left on the cookies when I handed them out. It's reacting to your eldritch matrix, isn't it. I am SO sorry.\"</p>\n\n<p>\"... I ... I ... I-i-i-i-i-I'm gonna ... go ... find my sweatpants ...\" </p>\n"
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