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      "body": "You deserve this, you little piss ant!\r\nThere’s no escape now, this is happening!\r\nThat shitty attitude of yours is about to have you wearing diapers for the rest of your life!",
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      "body": "need ts rn\r\n",
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      "body": "Id pay 25 cents to see that,\r\n",
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      "body": "I would like to volunteer to beat up her cervix for a few days as part of her punishment ",
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    {
      "body": "Their age is always my favorite part <3 ",
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