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      "body": "hard smash you get with kamik how knows what spells he would cast for you afterwards XD",
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      "body": "[quote]\"irdulilu\":/users/554187 said:\n1. That's a dude, already beyond the point of Pass. 2. Criminal record of kidnapping political figures and even children. Absolutely not.\n[/quote]\n\nbut he’s a wizard.",
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      "body": "smash. have you seen what he looks like in peach's dress?\n\n\n[quote]\"irdulilu\":/users/554187 said:\n1. That's a dude, already beyond the point of Pass. 2. Criminal record of kidnapping political figures and even children. Absolutely not.\n[/quote]\n\n\n1. damn it feels good to be pansexual. 2. he's just following orders bro he ain't even do nuffin. [s]wish he'd kidnap me[/s]",
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      "body": "[quote]\"orphan_crippler\":/users/1163385 said:\nSmash is a serious topic fam, millions died in smashing wars because they didn't take the time to learn how and what to smash and instead passed away \n[/quote]\n\nThank you!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"f_u_r_r-32\":/users/1533698 said:\ndude, it's just a game of Smash or Pass.\n\nyou don't have to take it too seriously.\n[/quote]\n\nSmash is a serious topic fam, millions died in smashing wars because they didn't take the time to learn how and what to smash and instead passed away ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"irdulilu\":/users/554187 said:\n1. That's a dude, already beyond the point of Pass. 2. Criminal record of kidnapping political figures and even children. Absolutely not.\n[/quote]\n\ndude, it's just a game of Smash or Pass.\n\nyou don't have to take it too seriously.",
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      "body": "Smash. Girl knows magic, that's a fun time. Plus she's kinda gilfy to be frank.",
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      "body": "as long as Kamek wears Princess Peach costume like in the Mario Movie, Smash.",
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