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      "body": "OOOOOOHHH FUCK!!!! Smash!!!",
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      "body": "URGH!",
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      "body": "Pass. Stone hurt my weinor.",
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      "body": "She'll smash me first.\n\nI'm unsure of what to make of this information.",
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      "body": "Smash? More like crush (you)",
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