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    {
      "body": "Damn dude I really need it❤️",
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      "body": "Can I play Skyrim on that mf?",
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    {
      "body": "a rabbit robot... so, a robbit... or a rabot?",
      "created_at": "2025-10-13T09:11:23.771-04:00",
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    {
      "body": "It can run Doom but can it run Crysis",
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      "body": "I feel like this would be the first thing most guys would do with a robot girlfriend. If they ain't blowing its back out, they are blowing hell-spawn to pieces.",
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    {
      "body": "Bro's getting up in her power supply",
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      "body": "Where can i get one",
      "created_at": "2025-10-12T16:01:55.505-04:00",
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      "body": "I can hardly wait for this kind of robot",
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      "body": "Nice! An new addition to the old animation.\n\nPlus to any robot gf. Buttons to change thigh thick thickness xD.... and other things.\n\n\nI love the facial expression. When the change happens and her pussy slides out :D.\nAhh poor thing.\n\nShe's not gonna get much time off.\n",
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    {
      "body": "This future is near folks 🗣️",
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    {
      "body": "Step 1: Have fun\nStep 2: Have [b][i][u]REAL[/u][/i][/b] fun!!!",
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    {
      "body": "Playing classic Doom as it is required, to see if she can run Doom. (Good, next let's see Crysis.)",
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    {
      "body": "We REALLY need a \"that_escalated_quickly\" tag.\n\n*EDIT*\n\nWell... I'll be damned, there is one!",
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      "body": "Wait ... So you're telling me ... I could bang my toaster bot and play doom on it at the same time ... Where can I get me one of those?",
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    {
      "body": "a robot gf to burn out my stimuli and bang? nice",
      "created_at": "2025-10-11T18:15:43.653-04:00",
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