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      "body": "Very creative 👌",
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      "body": "It's all fun and games till you hit the curb wrong and get road rash on your dick. ",
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      "body": "Id just be surprised he can do it at all, despite the embarrassment ",
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      "body": "I know where his friends get these ideas.\nTheir sexual fantasies. \nPeppy's granddaughter & Slippy's son both have the hots for Marcus and I honestly don't blame them. ",
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      "body": "It is downright impressive that he manages to do this ",
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