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      "body": "Spyro learning what his tail is really used for lol ",
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      "body": "I love how he's still oblivious, he has no idea what the fuck is going on lmao",
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      "body": "He's even getting boob slapped. The female version of teabagging lol",
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      "body": "[quote]\"overandunder\":/users/184101 said:\nOh she is [i]NEEDY[/i] needy.\n[/quote]\n\n\"Don’t call me needy!\" [i]Slap[/i]",
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      "body": "[quote]\"overandunder\":/users/184101 said:\nOh she is [i]NEEDY[/i] needy.\n[/quote]\n\nYou're realizing this [i]NOW[/i]?",
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