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      "body": "[quote]\"rufflefucker\":/users/1542971 said:\ndo Knot the baby\n[/quote]\n\nReminded me of \"kick the baby!\"",
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      "body": "[quote]\"ambooba\":/users/1377938 said:\nNot the baby or knot the baby\n[/quote]\n\nKnot obv ",
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      "body": "Its either they join or youre busted…\nMight as well continue :3",
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