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      "body": "5 minute no fuit gummy",
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      "body": "ooh, that's not nice.\nth- that's creepy, that's really fucked, i love it.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"irax\":/users/1641917 said:\nI'm not horny anymore TwT\n[/quote]\nLightweight.",
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      "body": "I'm not horny anymore TwT",
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      "body": "It's like the Horse version of the album cover [i]Autopsychosis[/i] by the band [i]Katalepsy[/i]",
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      "body": "Same",
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      "body": "A few years ago I wondered what would be the most disturbing image or painting that would actually make me feel unironically distressed and uneasy, cuz all modern horror is basically \"knife, blood and sharp teeth scawy\"\n\nThis one takes the cake so far, I guess drawings of mental hospital patients are the things that make me feel the most uneasy.",
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      "body": "*scringy body cam footage* stay away! Get back! *2 shots ring out then the footage cuts out after a unknown growl is heard.*",
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