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      "body": "[quote]\"ultrahornyzorua\":/users/1322612 said:\nCan someone please make a translated version of this and the one thats after it thank you in advance if someone does \n[/quote]\n\nI'm trying to add notes on my phone but it won't let me. If anybody wants to add the translation and needs to know what it says on the giant right speech bubble, it says (and this isn't my fetish btw I was just searching by \"most recent\"):\n\n\n\n\"Yabai yabai yabai\nYabai, life’s ending…\nLife’s ending!\nIt couldn’t be helped, it just happened that way.\nI mean, in front of a guy,\nI failed so spectacularly… I just kept failing over and over,\ngetting completely hidden and obscured,\nbut for some reason I never gave up.\nI kept staring without blinking,\nand just when I thought I’d finally seen it all clearly,\nit suddenly hid again, it’s just too much.\nSo I entered men’s toilet by mistake… no, wait,\nfirst time I entered a men’s toilet,\nand then some guy came in, peed right next to me,\nwent “phew~”, and left.\nI was so flustered and bewildered,\nbut this is just so confusing,\nthis “thing” of mine keeps pointing up for no reason,\nmaking weird sounds, voices,\nit just won’t stop, it’s driving me insane.\nIf I keep looking at this, I’ll really end up…\nBut this is bad, seriously bad…\nI can’t take it anymore,\nbye, ah,\ncya—\"",
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      "body": "Can someone please make a translated version of this and the one thats after it thank you in advance if someone does ",
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