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      "body": "how nice of her to drop by!",
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      "body": "Bro, she is dead.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"themasterbastard\":/users/157590 said:\nSonic can't be dead, he had rings. Amy, however...\n[/quote]\n\nShe fucking exploded! ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ\n",
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      "body": "[quote]\"thatguywhoisfurry\":/users/43582 said:\nHe fuckin' dead\n[/quote]\n\nSonic can't be dead, he had rings. Amy, however...",
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      "body": "Damn, they dropped the Cum Nuke on him.",
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      "body": "SONIC HAS\n   PASSED",
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      "body": "So this is what Sonic Shuffle 2 would look like",
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    {
      "body": "THEY HIT THE FUCKING GREEN HILL ZONE! TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL!",
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      "body": "Eh, I'm sure they'll be fine.",
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      "body": "Green Hill Zone has been leveled by the Cum Nuke",
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      "body": "He fuckin' dead",
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