{
  "description": "Shortly after checking into their motel room for spring break, an Otter, a Fennec Fox, and a Canada Lynx all found themselves facing the perennial problem of travelling 20-somethings everywhere:\nThree assholes have been holding it in for hours and there's only one shitter between them.\n\nSydney did most (read: all) of the driving, and called first dibs."
}