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      "body": "infinite sex",
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      "body": "[quote]\"pollexmessier\":/users/136600 said:\nOne-way valves exist.\n[/quote]\nthat wouldn't work in this situation since if it has a one way valve the under pressure in the bladder would stay for a while\n\n",
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      "body": "[quote]\"niro333\":/users/237021 said:\nUntill he decides to blow\n[/quote]\n\nOne-way valves exist.",
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      "body": "Untill he decides to blow",
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      "body": "crazier than most crazy straws",
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      "body": "[quote]\"razhalos\":/users/404223 said:\nI'm confused :D\n[/quote]\n\nA basic explanation, Think of gym stretching machines, but riding Umb's cock is the tensions cord. And Umb's mouth is connected to Sylv's bladder.",
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      "body": "I'm confused :D",
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      "body": "Could we get a sounded version pls",
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      "body": "More! I need more of those \n\nAlso pls make more watersports",
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