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      "body": "The little \"Yay~\" At the end was too precious for words <3",
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      "body": "This is kinda cute and wholesome.",
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      "body": "why does he sound like an evil movie villain",
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      "body": "[quote]\"somefurr\":/users/1620958 said:\nthe cumming noise is just the noise from starcraft 1 when you select a building wtf lol \n[/quote]\n\nand the decapitation sound from tf2",
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      "body": "EEEEEEEP!!!   This is such couple goals for reeeals!!!   >w<",
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      "body": "the cumming noise is just the noise from starcraft 1 when you select a building wtf lol ",
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      "body": "试了一下，确实很多( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ )很爽…∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿",
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      "body": "I swear these two are so freaking adorable~",
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      "body": "I absolutely love this it's so sweet and hot >w< 💜",
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      "body": "[b]*CASUALLY DROPS PEAK*[/b]",
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      "body": "true love is real.  true love is REAL!!!",
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      "body": "He is so lucky",
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      "body": "Why did he have previous data?",
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      "body": "That was sooo cute ",
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