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      "body": "I have a bit of a head cold and as such my hearing is stuffy.  What did the guy say at the end?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"turborenegade\":/users/1774903 said:\ndon't worry, he released himself through unspecified means (which may or may not have involved a comically large pickaxe)\n[/quote]\n\n[s]he sexually intercoursed a comically large pickaxe[/s]",
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